README.md

+# TINT
+Tint is node based Discord built using the discord.js npm library.  
+For now, it does absolutely nothing.  
+Thanks  
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src/app.js

@@ -4,7 +4,27 @@ require('dotenv').config();
 const client = new Discord.Client();
 
 client.on('message', (message) => {
-	console.log(message);
+	if (!message.content.startsWith('%')) return;
+	if (message.content.toLowerCase().includes('ping')) {
+		message.channel.send('PONG MOMO');
+		return;
+	}
+	if (message.content.toLowerCase().includes('allah')) {
+		message.channel.send('Allah says alcohol is allowed as per Shatterdome senpai');
+		return;
+	}
+	if (message.content.toLowerCase() === '%whoami') {
+		message.channel.send('I am a worthless piece of garbage but still better than Kachra Seth @Alphis ;)');
+		return;
+	}
+	if (message.content.toLowerCase() === '%source') {
+		message.channel.send('Find the code for this abomination at https://git.rip/radicalpubes/tint ');
+		return;
+	}
+});
+
+client.once('ready', () => {
+	console.log('Choo Choo madafaka I\'m ready');
 });
 
 client.login(process.env.BOT_TOKEN);